Finding Mr Perfect

The past week or so since my last verbal download has once again been coloured with dates, as well as hanging out with my girls.

I’ve spent time with the Original FB. He’s now provided me with a copy of his weekly schedule due to the fact he has to split time between his football (playing) and his daughter. I was asked whether I believed that the only time he had available for me was on a Wednesday. It’s really surprising because I actually do. I don’t mind actually, as it gives me something to look forward to midweek. It’s not even always about the sex, as we are able to talk about a lot of things and the company is good.

I also went out with Peter. He has started to irritate me as our dates now seem to consist of going to Nandos. Not to say that I have anything against Nandos, but I do feel that if you are still trying to impress a girl maybe you shouldn’t complain about a £15 meal. I did not free up as I have come to the conclusion that if he can’t acknowledge me when I backed in a corner he should not reap the benefits of my acquaintance. He was not very impressed. But you know what who cares. I don’t. To be polite he was extracting the urine. I mean do I have a handle for arms and is my name mug? We do get on though which is important

Things seem to be going okay with Pretty Man. We will be hooking up at some point over the weekend. Will definitley be looking for signs as he seems lovely, but there must be a reason why he’s not been snapped up. As mentioned before he is absolutely gorgeous and good enough to eat. He is also extremely charming and polite. His voice is melodious when he speaks and I am still in a daze, nearly four weeks after meeting.

I was asked how I could like multiple people. Its really strange as they are all different. If all their positive constituent parts were combined I would have found myself the perfect man. If you find him though let me know.

Undercover Lover

As Smooth once sang, Undercover Lover Secret Affair etc etc.

Undercover Brother Film Poster

Now how am I supposed to react when a guy I am seeing wants to keep it on the downlow, as highlighted in another R&B classic. This is something I have asked my friends about as the guy I have been seeing for a while, who previously wouldn’t go down now appears to be concerned about my virtue and reputation.

For the purpose of this forum I am going to call him Peter, like the disciple that denied all knowledge, as on a number of occasions when asked if anything was going on between us denied. Now I have to say not banging my own trumpet that I am not an unattractive female, and I did ask him if I was an embarrassment to be seen in public with. His response was that “Nah, its not like you are a vampire girl”. Translated into English this means that he wouldn’t mind being seen with me in daylight. In fact he has pointed out on a number of occasions that I seem to :

1. Know a lot of guys
2. Attract a lot of attention

Now I need to know how to progress with this. How long is this undercover nonsense supposed to last.?

What does it mean exactly? Can he flirt with other girls in front of me?

I am not saying we need to get married, but why is it always the guy who insists on such nonsense. Even now I have mentioned that his friend asked about us to one of my best friends and he has taken the decision that he will act as if he doesn’t know me like that.

I am trying not to take baggage from my previous relationship, but I don’t buy the line that we need to keep it quiet as we have come out of relationships. Maybe I have idiot on my forehead, but I am trying to hear what he is and isn’t saying. He is now trying to flip it that I am trying to broadcast our thing which is not the case, but if a mutual friend asks what’s going on you’d say wouldn’t you.